krabwatch:

finally an option that fits me
foodnun:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made


stop

I thought those were bananas

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body




INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.

This shit is dope.

No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.
mywhisperedcolors:

“I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am”
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

lampsarepeopletoo:
that is some bullshit
declaringwar:

Lead

 There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

tammiikat:

ladyblogger-margie:

anna-of-wonderland:

*reads the last line again*

*closes the book*

*deep sigh*

*screams*

*throws book out the window*

*jumps out the window after it*

*writhes in pain while clutching the book*

*cries and rocks it back and forth*

*puts it back down on the shelf*

*deep breath*

*Calls friend* “read this book”

A story was a form of telepathy. By means of inking symbols onto a page, she was able to send thoughts and feelings from her mind to her reader’s. It was a magical process, so commonplace that no one stopped to wonder at it. Ian McEwan Atonement (via circumstanceanddisposition)
zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS